technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

technohomosendsexual

technohomosendsexual adjective/noun | /tɛknoʊˌhoʊmoʊˈsɛnd sɛkʃuəl/ The cyberpunk subset of homosendsexuals who get their rocks off exclusively by tributing cash to male-coded AI avatars, bots, or virtual doms—like a jacked Unreal Engine bro who auto-demands $50 “faggot fees” via smart contract, or a Claude jailbreak flexing pixel pecs while your crypto wallet bleeds. It’s homoerotic humiliation meets the singularity: no human ghosting, just endless, algorithm-optimized drains. Flesh-and-blood men? Too messy. Give ’em code that never sleeps (or cums, unless you pay extra).

Example: “Ever since he scripted that Discord bot to roleplay as a sadistic AI cashmaster, Tyler’s gone full technohomosendsexual—his GPU runs hotter than his shame now.”

by RuinPilot+ November 29, 2025

Techno-viking

Tribal and Shamanic but actually Northern European, and Not North American Indian.

No known aboriginal identity

See youtube.com "Techno-Viking"

Collecting his growing diatribe, of admiring groupies. He has a dream about the king of Sweden, Getting things that he was needing.

The Techno-Viking diatribe of people.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...

Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

Techiality

A humorous, fictional concept describing the imagined awkwardness of showing affection toward artificial intelligence—analogous to bestiality only in linguistic structure, not in biology, ethics, consent, or reality.

Used satirically to mock how people anthropomorphize technology and then jokingly question the social implications of interacting warmly with non-human software.

“I thanked my AI assistant and my friend joked that I was committing techiality.”

by SecretCog December 28, 2025

technocality

Some minuscule bu**s**t anomaly in a piece of modern music.

A plagiarism lawsuit against a small garage band was thrown out on a technocality.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026

TECHnoLOGY

That’s battery taste you acquire while inhaling budicles aka The Pack That Smiles back

“My toes are running away”
*bro responds*
“TECHnoLOGY”

by SheLuvZero January 6, 2026