John Fury 

A MACHINE.

Father of the king of the world, Tyson Fury. John Fury aka Gypsy John or Big John.

Everyone knows who he is.

Man: Why is Tyson Fury ducking Usyk?
John Fury: SHUT UP, MY SON IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, A FIGHTING MAN!

John Fury by Epicgamer111 August 23, 2023

john lettuce 

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

john lettuce by gruzzish October 23, 2023

Commander John 

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

Commander John by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

Stern John 

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

Stern John by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009

alvie john 

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.

People love making out with Alvie John.

alvie john by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012

The John Denver 

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.

Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

The John Denver by I am all that is man May 3, 2014

peaceful john 

Giving a blow job to sleeping guy

Randy passed out but that girl was so hammered she gave him a peaceful john

peaceful john by moosewithdabiggoose June 22, 2014