Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 02, 2009

Fort John

Another name for a restroom.

I'm gonna go "gaurd" Fort John.

by KoDeCKS April 02, 2009

CoDeX

(noun). A person who unintentionally owns someone/something
(verb). To unintentionally own someone/something

Dude, that's the forth time today you accidently pwned someone. You must be proud to be a codex?

HOLY CRAP! Did you just codex that guy?

by KoDeCKS March 29, 2009