Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

The Piss Hole

The Piss Hole is at a specific middleschool. Legend claims that The Piss Hole is a small hole located in the boys locker room that a group of boys would gather around to piss in as a ritual for the Piss God.

Girl 1: why does the boys locker room smell so fucking foul like a bunch of people pissed in a hole
Girl 2: that's The Piss Hole
Girl 1: The WHAT now!?
Girl 2: The Piss Hole. It's like a hole that the boys piss in religiously. Sometimes if you skip class and go there you can see the radioactive piss aura glowing through the bottom of the door.
Girl 1: this is why I'm a lesbian.

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024

Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.

person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.

by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024

Piss Baby

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is below average at video games (below the stage).

Shush you little Piss Baby

by Cow205 July 1, 2024

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024