Meech job 

she sits on a can of snus (little pouches of dip).
she lets the reverse digestion happen, then a week later, she throws it all up on the dick. she then sucks it and lets the load happen.
aftwerwards, she eats virtually everything on the penis pallet.

It's been a week since that meech job and bob-the-trucker still can smell vomit in his crotch.

Meech job by PSHSstudent December 29, 2007

Wack Job 

to masturbate, or give pleasure to one's self. Mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.

'Dude why is Riley taking so long?' 'he's giving himself a wack job'

Wack Job by smartblondeawsomeperson;) February 2, 2010

blow job 

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"

blow job by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010

Blow job 

Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)

Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.

Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name

I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.

"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him

Blow job by the head man October 7, 2009

rim job 

objectives and missions within the game "skyrim"

dude, lets go do some rim jobs at your house tonight!

rim job by brosacho November 13, 2011

Tex - job 

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.

All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

Tex - job by Petersonn June 21, 2006

Irish Swing Job 

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.

Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...

Irish Swing Job by Dzzo August 6, 2011