Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 15, 2021

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

piss bang

Sex with a piss kink involving peeing on eachother after climax

Bro what happened to your sheets? Dude me and stacy totally piss banged

by pissshart May 23, 2021

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

holy piss

a word that youtuber, grayson dolan from the youtube channel the dolan twins used in the youtube video hat of dares 3 to say that he is sunburnt

as grayson dolan said: “holy piss i am red”

by kate12345678 March 18, 2018

Pound the Piss out of you

To beat someone senseless or until they piss themself

Commonly used as a Threat or Description

In the same vein as "beat the shit out of You"

Dude 1. "I'm going to rock your shit"

Dude 2. "Oh ya I'm going to pound the piss out of you"

by Jcool8701 February 09, 2023