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fair to middlin

Refers to the old practice of grading cotton not the highest or lowest quality but the grade in the middle between the best and the worst. Southern collaqualism means fair or ok
How's that project coming? Aww just fair to middlin
by Slamming Sammy May 14, 2009
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mindless self indulgence

one of the best punk/breakbeat industrial bands ever. known for lives shows where in some cases Jimmy Urine (singer) pisses on himself and makes out with the crowd
im going to the MSI show this friday and i hope Jimmy pisses on my face
by pete December 15, 2003
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Middlebrook Hot

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
by chahenE February 10, 2010
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Middlesex

The town in which the movie Donnie Darko took place.
Other guy: Hey Donnie, what school do you go to?
Donnie: Middlesex High School
by Radomsooner March 3, 2010
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Middletown High School North

On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.

There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
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Mindless Automaton

A person who follows instructions blindly and to the letter never exercising judgement or common sense. This is most commonly seen in bouncers, security guards and door men.
Mark: That damn Mindless Automaton just took my Crisps and Iron Bru
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement
by seo01 July 30, 2008
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mindless self indulgence

Best band ever techno metal stuff and a hot bassist
by MSI owns your face July 8, 2004
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