Open a whole can of beans 

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.

"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

Open a whole can of beans by AhmedTheG October 30, 2020

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole 

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

kidney beans 

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

kidney beans by That Bum June 4, 2005

Beangrinder 

1. A word used to describe the excellent or "out of this galaxy" quality of an item, usually followed by the word quality.

Should not be confused with Premium Quality, as Beangrinder quality clearly is superior

Cope wintergreen is most definitely beangrinder quality, while Grizzly wintergreen is simply premium.

Beangrinder by Beangrinder November 18, 2009

Beans 

the food that will give you diarrhea

"Shit my stomach hurts i bet it was those damn beans"
"HELP IM HAVING IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I SHOULD'NT HAVE ATE THOSE BEANNSS

Beans by obamalizardman December 27, 2018

beans and toast 

When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.

He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.

beans and toast by beans and toast February 10, 2007

beaning 

A slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.

Geez! Im well mashed, Im beaning my tits off!!

beaning by dangerous donnivan April 8, 2008