SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who donates to E-Girls.

Tom is such a simp!

by Simp killer March 15, 2020

Simps fr

Eva and evie

Eva and Evie are simps fr

by Peepeepoopoosimp October 31, 2020

Simp Hunting Month

Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch

Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite

by suck your mum you cow April 29, 2021

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

Simp

Someone Impassioned by Miraculous Pussy

I am a SIMP for TAYLOR

by Iykyktisbtyb June 25, 2020

SIMP

when your homie gifts a girl some subs he is called a simp

you your a huge simp my g

by yyyysimp July 29, 2020