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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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body boner

when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like
i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner
by Katinator January 21, 2024
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Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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