boils my beans 

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

boils my beans by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

Cool Pepe Beans 

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

Cool Pepe Beans by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019

Mexican Jelly Beans 

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

Mexican Jelly Beans by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

ggs spaghetti beans 

A phrase used by the famous Katoe

This phrase was used by a famous youtuber who is cracked at fortnite and cranks 90's on spaghetti beans. ggs spaghetti beans

ggs spaghetti beans by Katoey December 27, 2020

Meanie Bo Beanie 

A girl who is the true meanie bo beanie. One who claims dat you are a meanie bo beanie but thats simply not possible. One who Claims that you wouldn't know a meanie bo beanie even if its explained. This is incorrect because in reality, SHE is the meanie bo beanie. And thats on god .

VERY often associated with the name Cecy.

Dat mole sure is a meanie bo beanie !

Did you see that girl earlier? She was hella meanie bo beanie !

Meanie Bo Beanie by ImNotDaMeanieBoBeanie March 7, 2021

Box of beans 

Heaven in a box

“You are box of beans”
“Awww ty”

Box of beans by Poppy poop April 16, 2021

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

Drained the beanbag by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021