columbian cum mountain

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

by cumstriker May 13, 2010

cum de bono

To wank and blow into your free hand.

"ash couldnt find the tissues in time so he CUM DE BONO"

by axege October 22, 2006

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

pre cum dripple

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion

don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.

by mydasx January 7, 2006

thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

Carnivorous Cum Cave

A Vagina

Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

anal cum bubble

After a hot load is shot in an asshole, a pocket of air that is with held in the cum is known as the anal cum bubble.

"Juli got fucked so hard in the ass, after Chris came she let loose with a gigantic anal cum bubble which burst on his grill"

by Da Dirt May 22, 2008