Roscoe P. Coltrane 

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

Roscoe P. Coltrane by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Ricky P. 

The sexiest man alive. Also; smart, funny, and yes, so awesomely awesome.

Celebrity, rocket scientist

Ricky P. by Hot Guy January 10, 2005

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009

Pushin P 

The act of 2 males taking turns to ride each other's genitalia, or sudden sexual urge of a man to have intercourse with another man

"Me and Brad have been pushin P for a while when our parents arent home"

Pushin P by NotNotPix January 19, 2022

Magnum P.I. 

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

Magnum P.I. by PeterfromOttawa April 22, 2006

nicky P 

of italian decent
someone who is looked up to by all
only the coolest kid in the entire world

paribello...
pari -- to be (you seem)
bello -- good lookin (attractive)

"yo 'nicky P' is so sexy"

nicky P by p-caps August 29, 2008

D.P. any goddamn way 

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.

This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

D.P. any goddamn way by Mad-Town J-Lo December 12, 2008