ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.

Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

aqua fuck

A typical scene in a porn movie where two or more have sex in any form of water.

"Hey Jim, did they already have the aqua fuck yet?"

"Sorry Tom, you missed it. In fact, they already had the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004

fuck tube

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.

Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!

by Ball Bag February 21, 2006

puzzle-fuck

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

by robuttt September 15, 2006

Piece of Fuck

1. Uncommon, more effective replacement for the highly overused phrase piece of shit.
- Commonly used at sportings events, sausage fests, and other masculine events where a fresh new obscenity fits right in.

"You piece of fuck, if you touch my girlfriend again I'll fucking kill you."

or

"That piece of fuck just ate the last god-damn piece of pizza"

by Levi Hizzle July 20, 2008

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

Fucking Nick

1) A phrase people shout at Nick when pissed off or otherwise annoyed.

2) A fun activity.

Guy 1: "Where the hell is fucking Nick dude?"

Guy 2: "It's saturday man, remember? He always get shit-faced and laid these nights."

Guy 1: "Fucking Nick, he needs to just get a life already."

by DerpHead64 April 12, 2017