Dragging the Rounded Corner

The act of preforming a task which seems simple but is otherwise impossible given the circumstances.

"I told him to not shovel during a snowstorm, but he's out there dragging the rounded corner."

by 2fit February 7, 2026

Spin the bike round

To go to the toilet for a dump.

Raquel was touching cloth, she had to leg it to the toilet to spin the bike round.

by C00kie01 March 16, 2026

Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.

AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.

by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025

Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down

Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down

by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Anne Frank Sex Roulette

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms

Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed

by KirkleesKirsty June 16, 2025

Brown Town Circle Round

When you cirlce something around a persons anus like a penis or finger

Hey I was with my girl last night and gave her that brown town circle round

by JediMasterBader September 1, 2025