John Bradley

A moustache of any kind, especially that of someone who does not usually have one.

You've got a bit of a John Bradley happening at the moment dude.

John Bradley by jackie4827 January 27, 2026

John Walshed

/Verb/: To prolong an unsolicited financial commitment or lavish promise for validation and praise by the receiver, only to bail or fail to commit at the very last possible second by making up excuses because they don’t actually have the capacity to follow through on their word.

Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.

That investor totally John Walshed us on the deal.

John Walshed by El Productor de Cine January 30, 2026

John Get The Hummus

John Kiriakou a former CIA agent and a whistleblower, describes the interrogation methods used by the CIA to get important terrorists and prisoners to confess including torture such as sleep deprivation, loud noise, waterboarding and refers that most were methods were illegal and weren't approved by the Secretary of Justice or the president.

*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".

"John Get the Hummus, this guy ain't confessing to none"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"

John Get The Hummus by UrbanUzer February 15, 2026

John Kanaka

1.An island in the Pacific Ocean.
2.A type of water nymph.
3.A song by the Fisherman's Friends.

I thought I heard the old man say (hoo!)
John Kanaka-naka, too-rye-ay
Today, today it's a holiday (hoo!)
John Kanaka-naka, too-rye-ay

John Kanaka by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

John Marvin

When you are so starving you are John Marvin. From southpark starvin marvin combined with the common name john

"I'm JOHN MARVIN" "im a little john"

John Marvin by therealjohnmarvin February 20, 2026

John Brown

A white person who knocks out another white person who was exhibiting racism towards a Black person.

Old clay was being racist so Kevin gave him the old John Brown.

John Brown by TheAbolisionist March 11, 2026

John page dumpasaurous

A John page dumpasaurous is when you see an ass you massive it melts your brain the only words you can utter after seeing it is (Fat, voluptuous, massive, huge, juicy, humongous, gigantic, immeasurable, ballistic, collosal, bombastic, jumbo, abysmal and most of all creamworthy.

Holy crap look at that guy he has a John page dumpasaurous!!! My mind feels like it's melting looking at it!

John page dumpasaurous by Acoolguy6937 March 17, 2026