John

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

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John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020

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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

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John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples

He's such a John John

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

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john

best otter guy in the world he's so cool

john? that guy is fucking awesome

by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021

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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.

by Tex Tile September 17, 2016

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