knap attack
the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face
knap attack by The Knap attack November 25, 2010
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Ice Attack
When you raise the glass you're drinking from a little bit too high to get the last drops out and the ice falls forward and hits you in the face.
Sarah was drinking the last of a nice glass of iced tea when suddenly there was an Ice Attack on her face.
Ice Attack by PseudonymousAwesomeness December 29, 2010
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Sober Attack
A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
Sober Attack by darthreyder November 20, 2011
smart attack
That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.
Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
smart attack by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012
Stompa Attitude
One can apply a Stompa Attitude to life by taking a step back from their problems and revel in the many wonders that life holds, preferably to the soundtrack of their own choosing. One who has a Stompa Attitude finds good in all people, mindsets, and setbacks.
Jeremiah's friends could tell that his Stompa Attitude, fuelled by listening to Serena Ryder, was the reason he was able to maintain a positive spirit through the many perils of his life.
Stompa Attitude by I Came, I Saw, I Stompa'd July 26, 2013
Ass Attack Snack
While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
Ass Attack Snack by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020
Ace attorney
Ace attorney by Memory_001 June 27, 2021