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Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.
His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!
by Big_al August 26, 2013
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shit rover

Someone who will not take a shit on the floor in which they work, so they will visit other floors within the building to take a shit at work
Person doesn't want to take a shit on the same floor as his colleagues so they will go down a floor, or 2 to use the bathroom there when they need to take a shit at work.

Just caught a shit Rover in the Bathroom
by Moss_c September 10, 2013
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no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!
by Agent 49 July 6, 2016
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romp shit

To win something, or to be really good or awesome at something.
Hey do you see Erica and Austin playing beer pong? They fucking romp shit!
by Laura Nicole May 29, 2008
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shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.
Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?
by waldnerdd July 3, 2008
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genius shit

A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.
Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff
by RKellyR April 20, 2016
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shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance
He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville
by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019
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