im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

conner is a horny ass bitch

you heard me you bitch ass hoe. horny little fuck

man, conner is a horny ass bitch

by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023

Lithuanian Hump Hornet

A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.

“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”

by creeza February 12, 2026

Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much

Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie

by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025

Pulling a Brock Horner

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

by anonymous April 3, 2025

soul arousal/hornysoul

When you want to be intimate with someone because you want to deepen the spiritual connection with them, not just because you’re physically or psychologically attracted to each other. It’s what makes souls mate.

I finally went on a date with THE guy.
-Omg how is he?!
-We connected on such a deep level, it’s like our spirits have met. I feel like he made my soul horny.
-Ohh, you’ve got a case of soul arousal/hornysoul. How nice for you.

by lowkeytomi May 19, 2025

soul arousal/hornysoul

When you want to be intimate with someone because you want to deepen the spiritual connection with them, not just because you’re physically or psychologically attracted to each other. It’s what makes souls mate.

I finally went on a date with THE guy.
-Omg how is he?!
-We connected on such a deep level, it’s like our spirits have met. I feel like he made my soul horny.
-Ohh, you’ve got a case of soul arousal/hornysoul. How nice for you.

by lowkeytomi May 19, 2025