Chili Cheese Cannon 

The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.

Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"

Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."

Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"

Chili Cheese Cannon by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) le face face December 7, 2012

scalp cheese 

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

scalp cheese by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

Dick Cheese 

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

Dick Cheese by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018

gamer cheese 

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.

God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.

gamer cheese by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

Easy Cheese 

An old man or woman who looks so fucking musty they look like they smell like easy cheese.

Laura: that man looks like he smells like easy cheese

Sandy: what does that mean

Laura: girl he musty

Easy Cheese by NotACheeseSniffer900 January 10, 2021

rich cheese 

a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream

danm girl u built like rich cheese

rich cheese by ugo.is.slugo.isugo February 15, 2023

Zito's cheese 

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

Zito's cheese by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005