Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

simp

ris

"yeah ris is a fucking simp lol"

by marshallpenis September 7, 2020

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for moi

Airon is a simp

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

Simp

What is a simp?

A simp is When someone loves your daughter as much as I do

by Jack barstead December 1, 2022

Simp

A guy who sucks up to a girl. A boy not letting himself get intimidated by a girl.

Spongebob was tired of how Sandy treated him, so he decided to be a simp.

by CrafterDog May 15, 2022

Simp

If you are reading this you were called a simp and don't know what it means. To find out the definition of the word, SIMP,
you will need to examine your life and personality to find out what the word means. A way to find out what this word means examine how you think of girls.

Wow, what a Simp.

Stop Simping you simp.

SIMP

by LiL_Boi123 April 8, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants

Rapper: S TO THE I TO THE M

TO THE P

Candace: SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

Rapper: she got simp

by Poop gorrilla March 19, 2020