Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Tater tits

When some one has tits that look like they eat tator tots for every meal

You are so fat you look like you have tater tits

by Biscuit doge June 10, 2018

Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"

by beatz85 September 1, 2017

tit detail

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!

"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"

by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007

candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick

Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

spermy tit

Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)

Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.

by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019