Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissrection 

When a male recieves an erection from holding in his piss

I took a 7 hour car ride and didn't pee for the entire trip. I popped a fat pissrection and my whole family laughed.

pissrection by MrRogersBrother June 28, 2009

pissmittens 

An exclamation of frustration and/or anger at a certain situation.

John: Pissmittens I think I just ran over Steve's dog!!

pissmittens by erotikhamster June 3, 2010

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome) 

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome) by Stanzorz December 8, 2009

Pissgasam 

After holding in a piss for a long time, once it is released it feels like a mini orgasam. Also noted the hand on the wall or the closed eyes with grunting are common signs of a pissgasam.

"After that 64 ounce Mountain Dew during the 4 hour car drive, once i was able to drain my lizard i had a major pissgasam."

Pissgasam by Anonymous April 14, 2003

pissed up 

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation / drunkenness.

Damn, Frank came home all pissed up last night and passed out in his front yard. What an idiot.

pissed up by Frank Klaune May 2, 2005

pissgut 

The round orb of fat found on a fatslobs body above the genitals. it appears to be full of piss because it jiggles around!!

That fat broad has her pants pulled over the top of her pissgut.

pissgut by flayven March 17, 2010