Dick Emberged

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

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dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

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When you're with your girl and her friends and you decide to let her have a girls' night and leave the scene.

You girls look like you're having a good time, let me take my dick to the curb.

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When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.

Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.

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wow mike is such a dick ass bitch

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The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.

"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.

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Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screaming “Skiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.