Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.
Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.
by ErnestoCheats January 12, 2024
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my little proxy

when someone does something for you like a slave or like adam hanif, and is a sort of slave
1: yoo allow set me sum gum
2: this aint mine g
1: then where the fuck did u get it from
2: from adam hanif
1: that fucking slave
2: broski dont chat bout my little proxy like that
1: such a slave
by adam hanif the nigger November 20, 2023
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Little Criminals

The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.
Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
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Little Gint

A term used to describe a craig who is being a cunt.

Source Owen.
by Ned232e January 20, 2022
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Fat Man and Little Boy

A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).
As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?
by TheRealPapaBob March 09, 2024
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Whiny Little Bitch

You. It’s you.
You are in fact a 50s housewife, you Whiny Little Bitch.”
by SmitSmalt May 17, 2023
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