Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.

That motorcycle is tits!

by Anon135813 November 13, 2020

tits-out in the open

When something sticks out like a sore thumb.

He just kind of left a baguette on his kitchen island, practically tits-out in the open.

by portmanteaux December 3, 2024

Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.

Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud

by Ekewanka April 30, 2019

Gas tit

This is a word.

Gas tit is a word.

by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020