John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018

John

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018

John Wick

Somebody who is extremely good at what he does i.e games/football

" hey did you hear about * insert name *

" yeah, he's such a John Wick "

by HSK420 January 9, 2019

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John Cena

The most legit BTS stanner.

(besides me lol)

Jimin: John Cena, are you ARMY?
John Cena: 나는 아미

by UDGoddess January 11, 2019

John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019