This sucks balls

I would rather be anywhere else than doing this if i could this thing/orginazation/group can suck my balls term for extremely boring forced activity

Jack was giving a lecture in band class about god KNows what and then i turned to cricket and said This sucks balls and we then were happly ejected from the lecture.

This sucks balls by Travis June 11, 2005

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

Suckamucka 

An expression to nicely replace the harsh mutha f***a.

I can't believe you played that joke on me you suckamucka.

Suckamucka by Ms. F December 22, 2005

suckasm 

Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.

Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.

suckasm by tanman69 November 5, 2008

suckle my knuckle

To suck some balls.

Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle

suckle my knuckle by vicktorfrederiksen May 31, 2011

Cock Suckula 

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt

Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*

Cock Suckula by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

Cock Sucker 

Somebody that enjoys sucking a lot of cock.

Note: Usually, people define a cock sucker as a whore but that's usually only when he or she does it with multiple people and not just one. This act can be done by homosexuals or heterosexuals.

Dillon is a cock sucker because it does weekly with his boyfriend.

Cock Sucker by Night-Light April 12, 2011