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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 29, 2024
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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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amphibian rules

When one or now people are in the pool and there are orders outside, then it is the outsiders role to provide drinks to those in the pool.
Please fetch me a beer. Amphibian rules.
by Sceoan January 19, 2025
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silly peasant.....don't you know it's rules for thee and not for me?
by Rev Sharpton February 20, 2025
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Alejandro Rules

In tennis, this rule comes into play when you're leading by just one game and want to avoid the risk of losing. Under this rule, you play just one final game, with no possibility of losing. The result will either be a win or a tie. var: "Super Alejandro" rule: You're up by more than one game and can only win.
Momentum changed and I won 4 in a row to get within one game, but my opponent invoked Alejandro Rules and it ended in a tie.
by nawhea March 10, 2025
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Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.
Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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