I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
Get the Carnation Weddingmug. 
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD June 7, 2018
Get the Royal weddingmug. "This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
Get the wedding shotgunmug. by Hollaaa July 21, 2014
Get the wedding jitter runsmug. Wed is stunning, beautiful, unique, sweet and caring that falls in love easily. Wed is very socialable and can might be dramatic. With Wed u will never get bored and make u will make amazing memories. Wed is very loyal and trustful. Wed also have the beautifulest laugh. If u have Wed in ur life you can describe yourself as lucky person.
by Sofingu November 23, 2021
Get the Wedmug. When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025
Get the Vinegar Weddingmug.