Definitions by mynamearejeff

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Wedding by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018

Subway 

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.

Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"

Subway by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018