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Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.
Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018
mugGet the Subwaymug.

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.
No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018
mugGet the Weddingmug.

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