An annoying person who will one up anything that is posted on an online forum, message board or social network site. If you post an update about something they will try to top it with a personal story of their own. Also applies to posts about videos, links, etc., as they will tell you how your media is old, a repost, or how ________ is better than what you posted.
On Facebook:
Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!
Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!
Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!
Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!
Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!
Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!
by horse-dong November 16, 2010
Shit school with shit teachers. Boring and depressing, and annoying kids like anannas ehsan haseeb and more...
Beckfoot Upper Heaton is boring
by Dhrudhd January 25, 2020
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by Skidmarkcat June 06, 2023
When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.
Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
by Litaker April 07, 2011
The best township in Pittsburgh by far...Noted for its stubborn parents and insane sports fanatics...and Sean Lee
Dude 1: Upper St. Clair beat Mt. Lebanon last night?
Dude 2: Again? It seems like they always win at everything!
Dude 1: Dude, that's because they do!
Dude 2: Again? It seems like they always win at everything!
Dude 1: Dude, that's because they do!
by Andy Baraja April 27, 2006