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Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.
by Pegastash February 7, 2017
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blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
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SeXXXy Unicorn

A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!
She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.

She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.
by Tangaray March 15, 2020
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Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.
by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020
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touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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Unicorn Shit

When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.
Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!

Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011
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Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013
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