1) Some who is used for the benefit of others.
2) Someone who does things so others will accept them.
2) Someone who does things so others will accept them.
People who wear aviators are tools.
People who use the word tool in daily conversation, because they think they understand what it means, are tools.
People with the initials J.D. are all tools.
People who use the word tool in daily conversation, because they think they understand what it means, are tools.
People with the initials J.D. are all tools.
by smity g June 27, 2008
Get the Tool mug.n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 5, 2003
Get the tool mug.Someone who thinks he's cool, but he just isn't. He usually looks like a possum and says he's the man.
by Joey Bagguhdonuts March 13, 2008
Get the tool mug.A band formed in the early 90s with Maynard James Keenan on vocals/synth., Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carrey on drums and Justin Chancellor on bass. A true band that doesnt rely on the studio to make their music sound awesome and actually sound better live than on album. They not only have the most talented instrumentals today but also have deep, thought provoking, meaningfull lyrics.They arent in it for the money and have yet to sell out to the mainstream, unlike countless other bands today. If you want to listen to music on the calibre of Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains, Mettalica, and Pink Floyd, than Tool is right up your alley. If youre a brainless sheep that thinks everything MTV says is the wisdom of the gods and think fall out boy and the jonas brothers is real music, than I'm afraid Tool is not for your ears.
Hormonol preteen girl: OMG!! The Jonas brothers are so h0tt they r000ck!!!! If you dont like them you must be like gay or somethin
Me: To bad looks have nothing to do with making good music, and at the end of the day bands like Tool actually write their own songs unlike the jonASS brothers.
*Hormonol preteen girls head explodes*
Me: To bad looks have nothing to do with making good music, and at the end of the day bands like Tool actually write their own songs unlike the jonASS brothers.
*Hormonol preteen girls head explodes*
by Turd Furginson December 31, 2008
Get the Tool mug.A point in time after an excessive amount of alcohol has been consumed, and the person that has consumed the alcohol blows chunks, or throws up. Basically, not being able to hack the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and being a party foul.
Jonathan: "Dude did you see Daniel jockin on that one chick Michelle at Peter's party last night?"
Soomin: "Yea dude, too bad he tooled out and knocked out so he couldnt talk to her anymore."
Soomin: "Yea dude, too bad he tooled out and knocked out so he couldnt talk to her anymore."
by Soomin April 9, 2008
Get the tooled out mug.The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.
Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
Get the Tool Bitch mug.1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009
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