Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014

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two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018

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Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018

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A group of inferior paramedic students who get most of their information from google. In the wild they appear as introverted and often travel with two police officers to ensure they don't get bullied by the stronger, better, and normal kids on the playground.

That assessment was terrible. Are you from 62?

63 is greater than Sixty Two (62)

by ParaMaybe July 10, 2019

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Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"

by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019

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