Twainiac

A current or former student of the Mark Twain School for problem kids in Rockville, Maryland. Any student of an alternative school.

You can see twainiacs being arrested on "COPS" or on "Jerry Springer"

by K Joyce October 2, 2007

Twazzak

A word to describe a dumb twat.

-"London?That's in England isn't it?"
-"Yes you twazzak"

by Sammii September 13, 2006

twatitosis

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

twatzi

noun. a person who is a twat but is also extremely uptight. A play on the words twat and nazi. Used as a derogatory insult towards someone engage in douchebagery.

Jessie was so obnoxious last night; he was such a twatzi about sharing his beers in the 'fridge.

by AJ Sugartits January 22, 2008

twatbook

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

Twallet

A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.

Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?

by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011

twat bucket

twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product

example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!

2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!

3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!

by DestinyThorne February 22, 2011