Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

Rusty Trumpet by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009

piccolo trumpet 

1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.

Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!

Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-

piccolo trumpet by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010

the trumpet 

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

the trumpet by Crock March 24, 2005

dirty trumpet 

Intestinal gas that also expels feces, performed while receiving fellatio

She was going to town on my schlong, when suddenly it went from a blow job to a dirty trumpet...not only didn't she finish, but I had to clean the sheets!

dirty trumpet by Zart July 26, 2006

Love trumpet 

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

Love trumpet by Hopster September 5, 2007

Fuck Trumpet 

A man's penis (instrument to be blown).

When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.

Fuck Trumpet by Molbänhän December 9, 2012

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

Dump Trumpet by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011