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Tooling

General: Custom made tools used to perform a specific task .
Political: Cultured persons that are brainwashed into believing what someone else has told them is true. Political tools
We're tooling up to make cars.
If we put our tooling into action we will win the next election.
by Intelligento July 16, 2008
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Tool

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down"
GUy #2: "Maybe Tool had a concert!"
by Danevati May 24, 2009
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Toolness

Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"

Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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tool.

a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005
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Tool

A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.
"Danny is such a tool"
by state high November 10, 2008
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Tool

Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats.

See also, toolbag
I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.
by Cadet Historian October 2, 2005
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Tool

one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck"
See Nate
by Tyler KC May 28, 2008
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