a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 16, 2019
Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).
The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.
The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.
I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.
by das punisher March 19, 2011
a jack ass who thinks he is the shit
NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not
no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin
no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not
no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin
no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
by 4YOURinfo April 02, 2005
by sdogg4life March 23, 2017
by Dr. Knockers November 09, 2007
Friend 1: Look at John the way he's walking around the bar.
Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.
Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.
Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.
Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.
by Ricky Slapshot May 09, 2010
by K-Real August 20, 2006