Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

Shovel

verb
past tense: shoveled; past participle: shoveled

To get fucked over.

informal:

To get railed intensely.

Damn, I got shoveled last night.
My boss shoveled me... He really dug into me.

The characters in the movie "Holes" got shoveled, literally and figuratively.

by korean_yiisus May 23, 2022

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

shovel your room

scooping up all the stuff in your room on the floor

you have so much stuff on your floor you shovel your room and take arm loads off the floor and just pile it all up on the useless parts of your room

by KFuchs July 23, 2009

Shovel Knight

A sex move where someone with under-bite places his/her mouth in front of the phallic item in question, a second person proceeds to push down on the back of his/her head, forcing him/her forward, engulfing the phallic item. The person then rips up like a shovel and the previous steps are repeated.

Wow, Becky and Meg made John a true shovel knight.

by dumbstercam September 21, 2019

blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024

Shovel

A raunchy girl who wants to be a hoe, but does not have the body and/or the resources to level up to hoe

Person one: Yo, this girl just snapped me a pic of her in a thing

Person two: is she a hoe?

Person one: nah, her face sucks so I'd classify her as a shovel

by Intelligent Ass Nigga March 5, 2017