Jenga Master

It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.

Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.

by TheJengaMaster October 13, 2011

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Pout Master

A person who cries on dicks routinely during oral sex.

She cries so much she's the Pout Master

by DeepDerp July 24, 2012

The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

Masters of Architecture

Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.

"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"

"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"

or

"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"

by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

Hookah Master

Someone that is expirianced hookah smoker with a large amout of expiraniance smoking hookah. He or she know what their talking about when they say something as a fact not regarding to opinion. It is true. If some one chooses to challenge his knowlage. The master will prove him wrong not in a normal conversation but in a epic hookah session infront of all of his peers.

A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.

To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.

lets go smoking with Ted on his monster hookah he is a hookah master

by nacho1414 November 15, 2010