The X Factor

When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.
by ClassyLady September 07, 2014
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x factor

a television series aired on australian TV and maybe other countries. A wannabe attempt at shows such as american/ australian idol.
Person 1: OMG did u watch x factorlast night???
Person 2: omg yes, i hope *insert audtioner here* wins
by Jackie1 September 11, 2005
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K-Factor

A derogatory term used by season pass holders and locals to refer to the poor management of Kirkwood ski resort.
The K-Factor refers to Bubs restaurant turning away people on Xmas eve lunch because the kitchen was backed up although there were a number of empty tables, K-Factor refers to the legendary tree-well measurements used for the snow phone (why would a resort that gets so much snow need to lie about snow totals?), K-Factor refers to the conflicts between what lifts are shown as running on the snow report and reality, K-Factor refers to the snow report stating that there are light winds when in fact your lifts are on wind hold, K-Factor refers to the complete lack of control of lift lines when chair 6 opens on a powder day, K-Factor refers to having the Timber Creek quad continue to run over a skier who had fallen off the lift until the folks in lift line alerted the lift operator, K-Factor refers to selling only 24 ounce beers on the backside last season and thinking that having drunk skiers is a good idea.
by Windhold November 17, 2008
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Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
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nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
by Jim Stern November 02, 2007
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Tapioca Factor

When something borders on a perpetual line between good and gross.
I just can't tell whether tapioca pudding is delicious or disgusting. It's the original Tapioca Factor.
by Adam May 07, 2009
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Ribit Factor

A unit of measurement used to calculate acute noobery and related dipshittery
Wow...you got pwnt like 10x in a row...you sure have a high ribit factor

your lies give you a ribit factor of 6
by The$ypH November 17, 2006
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