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Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them
GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.
by Not augie April 18, 2017
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Hoodgie Flop

When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!
My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.
by Giabella January 9, 2013
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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.
Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.
by aBAND-ONEd April 8, 2004
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flip flop

See George W. Bush. A political term for trying to be on both sides of every issue.
Saying you support the military and then cutting its' funding for troops' supplies and veteran healthcare plans.

Saying there is no need for a 9/11 comission, refusing to co-operate with them, and then promising to ensure that all of their recommendations are implemented after congradulating their hard work.

Lowering air and water standards and calling it "The Clean Air and Water Act".

Campaigning as a pro-life politician, chipping away at abortion rights, but also saying that Roe v. Wade should remain intact.

Using FOX News to label your opponent a flip-flopper when you yourself live in a waffle house built on lies, blood, and oil.

ETC. ETC. ETC.
by moogledr August 16, 2004
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flip-flopping

v. The act of walking in flip-flops that make a loud annoying sound.
Lindsey was flip-flopping down the hallway annoying the living shit out of me.

I could hear Jacob flip-flopping from a mile away!
by smckdown January 6, 2016
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strip flops

High-heeled Flip-flops made with the tall platform of lightweight rubber, almost exclusively worn by girls who look as though by night, they work as strippers.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
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