certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

flop-a-do

those tryin to be gangsta but they ain't

You say you live in the ghettos, I don't believe you flop-a-do!

by ARANAR July 23, 2003

Bop the flop

A term for beating the fuck out of your penis the word flopper originating from the popular game fortnite and bopping from the term smacking your cock first used by the user bowkill26

Brb finna go bop the flop nigga

by Dmfkgb May 23, 2023

flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.

Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.

by aBAND-ONEd April 8, 2004

flip flop

See George W. Bush. A political term for trying to be on both sides of every issue.

Saying you support the military and then cutting its' funding for troops' supplies and veteran healthcare plans.

Saying there is no need for a 9/11 comission, refusing to co-operate with them, and then promising to ensure that all of their recommendations are implemented after congradulating their hard work.

Lowering air and water standards and calling it "The Clean Air and Water Act".

Campaigning as a pro-life politician, chipping away at abortion rights, but also saying that Roe v. Wade should remain intact.

Using FOX News to label your opponent a flip-flopper when you yourself live in a waffle house built on lies, blood, and oil.

ETC. ETC. ETC.

by moogledr August 16, 2004

flip-flopping

v. The act of walking in flip-flops that make a loud annoying sound.

Lindsey was flip-flopping down the hallway annoying the living shit out of me.

I could hear Jacob flip-flopping from a mile away!

by smckdown January 6, 2016

faggot flops

flip flops, but only when worn by guys excessively

Chris Borgert never takes off his faggot flops...

by msrezz June 11, 2011