Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011

Clean the droid

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.

Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry December 31, 2009

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 10, 2019

Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool

Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022

chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

by Viciovs January 7, 2014