A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.
-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.
by BDP reproductions August 04, 2018
Guy 1: "Dude! that thing is whack! It looks like a panda and a cow made it! wtf is it???"
Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"
Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"
by Stonaaar July 11, 2008
To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.
Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)
(have a cow)
by Nick D October 21, 2005
by El Toro Grande August 04, 2004
Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.
by mulligan69 July 28, 2014
Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."
by whatube February 12, 2018
fat useless want to be rich boy living off his dads money. usually has a hair cut that makes his head look like a toilet bowl scrubber. who's diet consits of milky ways and dr peppers
by Dlovvorn February 05, 2010