Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Eastern Tech

(magnets that use computers)
IMP - make art on computers
IT - hack computers using digital computers on computers
and engineering..... they draw circles on computers

u just don't use Eastern Tech magnets that use computers in a sentence

by Anders the boss May 23, 2019

Crown Tech

A small technology Discord server community providing programming support. A safe and active community with helpful staff.

Person 1: "I need programming support for my Discord bot."
Person 2: "Go to Crown Tech. They have the best support".
Person 1: "Ok."

10 Minutes Later...
Person 1: "Wow they were really helpful."
Person 2: "Yeah. I know right"

by Archreus#4200 January 4, 2021

Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.

Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.

by DELL Services August 26, 2007

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023