Flex Tape
The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
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Flex Tape
A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Flex Tape by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019
print the tape
1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange
2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl
2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl
1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape
2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease
2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease
print the tape by jblazenyc January 14, 2009
Red and yellow tape
The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.
Red and yellow tape by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021