An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.
Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.
When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
by KrayzieKracka December 9, 2017

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017

Wow! He's my superman!
by Superman & Wonder Woman March 25, 2019

by Superman suck April 6, 2019
