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superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008
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Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.
Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019
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Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.
by KrayzieKracka December 9, 2017
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knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017
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Superman

An amazing, strong, sexy, perfect man named Tony Ray!
Wow! He's my superman!
by Superman & Wonder Woman March 25, 2019
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superman suck

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck
Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul
by Superman suck April 6, 2019
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