Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009

Stragety

A strategical tragedy

That battle was a stragety

by ohbyemark December 4, 2018

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

by anemeth October 8, 2011

strategery

N. Strategic (dumb-ass) planning on the part of one or more persons.

"The Bush administration used lots of strategery to overcome the environmentalists and their silly concerns about human health and natural preservation"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Strake Jesuit

People who finger their assholes and eat their own cum

Regular guy: wow steaks is for fags

Strake Jesuit guy: no we only finger their asshole and drink their own cum

by Strakeisforfags October 31, 2011